Rock asked: A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you [...]

Neil T asked: sitting in a bar talking, the englishman said when i go to my local in birmingham the manager always buys the first drink.
the scotsman said thats nothing , when i go to my local in fife the manager buys two drinks.
the irishman said i can beat that theres a pub in dublin [...]