Rock asked: A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you [...]

mickeok asked: An English man driving through Ireland,
He walks into a bar and asks a little fella with a cap on:
Can you tell me the quickest way to Dublin ?
Yer man with the cap on says: Are ye walkin or are yer drivin,
The brit says’I’m driving
The cap man says a’agh thats the quickest!!!