Cowboy asked: An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you [...]

Neil T asked: sitting in a bar talking, the englishman said when i go to my local in birmingham the manager always buys the first drink. the scotsman said thats nothing , when i go to my local in fife the manager buys two drinks. the irishman said i can beat that theres a pub [...]

always laughing/still smilin asked: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet, and [...]

BRIAN M asked: A pregnant Irish woman falls into a coma after a car crash. After a year she wakes up to find she’s given birth to twins, a boy and a girl. ‘Where are they?’ she asks. ‘It’s all right.’ says the Doctor ‘Your brother came and took them. He’s had them baptised and [...]