GROSSSSSS !!!

but very funny

do you have a leprechaun, sitting in the corner feeding u all these??

and what about :-

An Irishman was sitting at home after a night at the pub.

as luck would have it, up popped his fairy Godmother.

I will grant you three wishes, she says.

The Irishman thinks about it, or tinks, if u like.

He replies:-

I’ll have a pint of Guiness that replenishes itself.
not a hard choice really.

In a flash, there before him sits a wonderful pint of guiness.

He sits and sips his pint.

when he finishes, it mysteriously re-fills.

Oh my good Lord!! he cries.

And your next 2 wishes? says the fairy Godmother.

Oh simple, he says………

I’ll have another two just like it.