Grandma’s peanuts?
always laughing/still smilin asked:
A Dublin boy visited his grandmother with his friend. While the boy was talking to his Granny in the kitchen, his friend was eating peanuts from a bowl on the living room table.
A Dublin boy visited his grandmother with his friend. While the boy was talking to his Granny in the kitchen, his friend was eating peanuts from a bowl on the living room table.
When it was time to go, the friend called out: Thanks for the peanuts.
That’s ok said the granny, Since I lost my dentures I can only **** the chocolate off ‘em.
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23 Responses to “Grandma’s peanuts?”
ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Uuuuuum ya nice story (or joke)
you are my new found hero! brava! brava!
yuck,your other question about the men fighting was better,lol
so who was the sucker?
Haha now this is one of your better one’s 10/10
old joke! any new material?
LOL!!! I heard this years ago when I was little, thanks for the memories!!! LOL!!!
see thats class and rank all at the one time lol i will definatley pass that on :O xx
Gross but still hilarious!
was going to say grandmas dont have them until i read it properly
They always say aske before you take. lol
nasty
ummmm, okay???
how friggen nasty
eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!
GROSSSSSS !!!
but very funny
do you have a leprechaun, sitting in the corner feeding u all these??
and what about :-
An Irishman was sitting at home after a night at the pub.
as luck would have it, up popped his fairy Godmother.
I will grant you three wishes, she says.
The Irishman thinks about it, or tinks, if u like.
He replies:-
I’ll have a pint of Guiness that replenishes itself.
not a hard choice really.
In a flash, there before him sits a wonderful pint of guiness.
He sits and sips his pint.
when he finishes, it mysteriously re-fills.
Oh my good Lord!! he cries.
And your next 2 wishes? says the fairy Godmother.
Oh simple, he says………
I’ll have another two just like it.
okay that was a 5
LOL…….funny
that is sooooooooooo……….wrong, but i like it.
THIS JOKE TAKES THE TOMATO
old old old just like granny this joke lost its teeth a long long time ago
ewww dat is disgustin OMG but i like it , itz funnie
GROSS….BUT FUNNY
heard one similer oap bus run giving caramels to the bus driver he thanked em when they got of the bus only to be told they just **** of the chocolate
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