Good joke, Please rate 1_10?
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, Yeah,that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, You think that’s great? Where I come from in Dublin, there’s this place called Murphy’s. At Murphy’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!
Wow! say the other two. That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?
No, replies the Irish guy, but it happened to me sister!
35 Responses to “Good joke, Please rate 1_10?”
1 cuz it’s to long!!!
lol,that was really funny.I give it a 10.
10- That was damn good.
thats pretty good 7
: o!!!! Oh my goodness! 9
1- way boring!
Not bad 7/10
first of all, way too long, second of all, i didn’t read it, but its probably like a 1
10. His sister must have been a looker. I said looker not hooker.
Nice, I’d rate it at a 7.5 or 8. Thanx for the laugh.
10 thats wicked lol
a 8 its really funny but Iv heard a few like this so its not to origanal. Thanks so much for shairing
Didn’t see that one coming! 9.8
1 – 10? an 11 for sure, we gigglin ta
Definently a 10!!!!
Good job. Rating – 9.5. It kept the attention, and I was chucking through it all. Accents are usually hard to write down in a joke, but you did a good job on it. I thought the bar was going to be Murphy’s Law!
9.5 very funny …….
HAHHAH
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8 – good, but not original.
I would give it a 10. That is a funny joke and easy to remember. I’ll be telling that one around the thanksgiving table. HA HA
roflmao….
10/10 ! Plus 1 more for the Unexpected, hilarious Punchline !!! Great One !!!
8 out of 10
5, I didn’t laugh to much!
but nice one anyways x
Uhhh… I would have to give it a 6.
okay that deserves a 7.
lol
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Definitely a 10 Plus…. Now go an tell the Irishman to ask his sister if she would like go out with me for a drink,,,,,,,,
She could really make this old man happy……..
I’ll say 9 1/2 cause there is always room for perfection… but I didn’t expect that punchline- I like it!
About an 8… didn’t see the end coming, so that’s the best kind!
5 work on it baby!
very funny
i’d give it an 8
Yep!! thats worth a 9
6 because it is sooo true.
hmmm…8 !
very good 9/10
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