englishman, scotsman and the great irishman? lol?
The Pubs Back Home
Y’know said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs
back home in Glascow. there’s a little bar called
McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you.
Well, said the Englishman, at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.
Ahhhhh, that’s nothing, said the Irishman. Back home in
Dublin there’s Ryan’s Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you’ve had enough drinks they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman’s claims. But he swears every word is true.
Well, said the Englishman, did this actually happen to
you? Not me meself, personally, no, said the Irishman….
But it did happen to me sister.
15 Responses to “englishman, scotsman and the great irishman? lol?”
Wish I could go ther but ladies will get me to bed!!!!!star for you!!!lmao
LMIAO (thats laughing my Irish *** of for those who don’t understand)
Thanks for the chuckle
xx
good one 10/10
he he he thas purti funni u can av a star 4 tha
That’s awful but very funny.
very good. made me lol.
LOL……have a star
HAhaha HAhahahaha
ha ha ha funny
Good one! LOL! Have a star!
lmao good one, thanks for the laugh. heres a star for you. keep them coming
Very good. lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a funny joke.!!!
10/10 for making me laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Nice one, huv a wee star!
dumb…………i cant explain it was sort of weird
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