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Best Place?

Cowboy asked:


An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink! The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, Yeah, that’s a nice bar, but where I come from, there’s a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there’s this place, Vinny’s. At Vinny’s, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink. Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, You think that’s great? Where I come from, there’s this place, Warshowski’s. At Warshowski’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!

Wow! said the other two. That’s fantastic! Did that actually happen to you? No, he replied, but it happened to my sister!

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Posted in Jokes Riddles on December 14, 2009

8 Responses to “Best Place?”

  1. The Prodigal Son Says:

    That’s a great joke, well done.

  2. J. Elwood Sheppard Says:

    That IS THE BEST joke EVER!

    Have a star! You deserve it!

  3. derek g Says:

    that a top joke,star for you

  4. zymzyv Says:

    Ha ha ha … LOL

  5. Bartoni Says:

    That must be true. It happened to my sister as well. I think it was the same bar!! Brilliant

  6. JAM123 Says:

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Excellent joke Cowboy.!!!
    10/10.!!!
    Cheers for a laugh man.!!

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