Summer Rain asked: ‘Y’know,’ said the Scotsman, ‘I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.’ ‘Well,’ said the Englishman, ‘At [...]

surdy asked: Sorry folks— they are a bit long this week. In Ireland, drink and driving used to be considered as a sport ! A Garda (Irish police) patrol was parked outside a bar when they noticed a man leaving the pub so drunk he could hardly walk — and he staggered around the car [...]

Angel x x x asked: orders three pints sits down and drinks the pint in turn goes back to the bar and orders the same again on his third visit the bartender says ‘you do realise that the pint goes flat very quick after ive pulled it’, the irish man replies ‘its ok my brothers [...]

08 is not a suicidal year for me asked: Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says So where are you from, then? I’m from Ireland. Me too! I’ll drink to that. [...]

Elsie.1912 asked: Tale of the Irish Sausage Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only Raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said Hang on, I have an idea. He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one [...]

rach2305 – Preggers wi #2 asked: These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely victim to pick on when they come across a single Irishman in this one bar. Watch this. Says the first Englishman, [...]

Cowboy asked: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet and no one [...]

irishgirl_donegalgirl asked: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet and no one [...]

always laughing/still smilin asked: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet, and [...]

BRIAN M asked: A pregnant Irish woman falls into a coma after a car crash. After a year she wakes up to find she’s given birth to twins, a boy and a girl. ‘Where are they?’ she asks. ‘It’s all right.’ says the Doctor ‘Your brother came and took them. He’s had them baptised and [...]