Cowboy asked: An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you [...]

Frank Heyes asked: Some very common traits in two drunks A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I’m from Ireland, replies the second man. The first [...]

Rock asked: A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a [...]

Kerry K asked: Y’know,’ said the Scotsman, ‘I still prefer the pubs back home in Glasgow…There’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much, that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you.’ ‘Well,’ said the Englishman, ‘at my [...]

Neil T asked: sitting in a bar talking, the englishman said when i go to my local in birmingham the manager always buys the first drink. the scotsman said thats nothing , when i go to my local in fife the manager buys two drinks. the irishman said i can beat that theres a pub [...]

Oracle asked: The Luck Of The Irish An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was Fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional. Y ‘know, said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. The landlord there goes [...]

always laughing/still smilin asked: A Dublin boy visited his grandmother with his friend. While the boy was talking to his Granny in the kitchen, his friend was eating peanuts from a bowl on the living room table. When it was time to go, the friend called out: Thanks for the peanuts. That’s ok said the [...]

dididdleydihi asked: The Pubs Back Home Y’know said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs back home in Glascow. there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you. Well, said [...]

irishgirl_donegalgirl asked: The Pubs Back Home Y’know said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs back home in Glascow. there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you. Well, said [...]

lynn18050 asked: Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland. The other guy responds proudly, Yes, that I am! The first guy says, So am I! And where [...]