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Have you heard this joke?

mickeok asked:


An English man driving through Ireland,
He walks into a bar and asks a little fella with a cap on:
Can you tell me the quickest way to Dublin ?
Yer man with the cap on says: Are ye walkin or are yer drivin,
The brit says’I'm driving
The cap man says a’agh thats the quickest!!!

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Posted in Books Authors on October 24, 2009

7 Responses to “Have you heard this joke?”

  1. niall_crowley Says:

    No I haven’t.

  2. maniescy Says:

    haven’t heard it before but it surely made me smile.
    thanks

  3. daveduncan40 Says:

    Good St. Patrick’s Day joke.

  4. h_krishna2006 Says:

    excellentttSt. Patrick’s Day joke.

  5. thomasrobinsonantonio Says:

    Very good. Try this one:-

    Paddy had constipation and went to his doctor. After examination the doctor said ‘Right, Mr. Murphy. I will prescribe suppositories’. ‘What do I do with them’ asked Paddy ‘take them with me meals’. ‘Certainly not’ replied the doctor ‘I want you to place one up the back passage each evening and come back to see me in a week’. Well, the week went by and Paddy returned to the doctor. ‘Are you feeling any better Mr. Murphy’ he asked. ‘Not at all’ replied Paddy, ‘it’s still the same. But I forgot to tell you when I was here last week, that in our house we have no back passage, so every night I put one of those suppositories things out in the back yard. For all the good that it done though, I might as well have shoved them up me ar*e’

  6. iceman Says:

    No. I haven’t. It’s nice

  7. rini_guddi Says:

    nice joke but i hav not heard of it

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